Fiction & Poetry

Short stories and poems by Evan Appel.

A Late Night Visitor

A Late Night Visitor

Story

I’m just too glad that Delia and the kids weren’t at the house when that girl came by last night. She was just too much trouble and it was a flat-out pain-in-th…

And the Silence Makes Me Lonely

And the Silence Makes Me Lonely

Story

Diary of Anne Schwarzkopf, Walmart Customer Service Associate June 17 — I’ve been working here a week and someone has eaten my lunch again. Gloria says that it’…

Gnome de Guerre

Gnome de Guerre

Story

Marta Stephanopoulos gave a heaving sigh as she pressed the red-phone button on her cell. Unable to speak at the moment, her fingers flew to her temples where…

Naivete

Naivete

Story

It’s early on a Tuesday afternoon and two friends are fighting over a soccer ball on an oversized pool table which uses other soccer balls as billiards. The for…

Pain Management

Pain Management

Story

Okay. So I can see how my recent downfall might be seen as just another junky’s story, but here’s the thing: I’ve got it under control. I only use it to manage…

The Police Scanner

The Police Scanner

Story

After work Clara would sometimes take the stairs down to the dock where the aged longshoremen would drink beers after loading or unloading whatever cargo they h…

29

29

Poem

...And what was so goddamn great about being twenty-three? Rage wracked and sad, left alone in a great big home Endlessly reading useless novels, smoking ch…

A Poem to Who We Think We Are

A Poem to Who We Think We Are

Poem

The mind of a poet is essentially suspect For it is full of the lies of its teachers. The fresh mind of a scientist must reject The naïve pontifications of…

Be Content

Be Content

Poem

He wants to write his own happy ending And I hate to break it to him, but he can’t. Lord knows I’ve fallen into that trap before. The story’s awful when y…

Blockbuster Reform

Blockbuster Reform

Poem

I wish that some Hollywood producers had the balls To make superhero movies with some chutzpah. Coming this summer, Clark Kent is gunning for a raise, But w…

Clubbed to Death

Clubbed to Death

Poem

To Paul Z. Stoddard Red Foo and Sky Blu died a long time ago; Replaced by your enduring love of Foucault. Embrace the pain, the drudgery of work, And forg…

Ed Murrow Can Suck It

Ed Murrow Can Suck It

Poem

What’s it like to be a cable news camera operator? To go to work everyday to catch accidental spittle On your lens and face from some human impersonator?…

Elegy for Five-Hundred in Paradise

Elegy for Five-Hundred in Paradise

Poem

Gated reverb finger snaps and sizzling high-hat sixteenth-notes Choral bass drum thump on the downbeat Punctuates the sawing organ swells Then recedes ov…

Elegy for Kelsey Stumpf

Elegy for Kelsey Stumpf

Poem

Toothy grin where have you gone? To the bottom of some anonymous hole Under splintering damp wood Below white flowery wreaths standing Among the early w…

Haiku of the American Salaryman

Haiku of the American Salaryman

Poem

...And other work-related short poetry Hours {#hours} Cold Coffee, gritty And oily with time, just like Myself as hours pass. Nobody Knows What They Want on…

Hugnin and Munin

Hugnin and Munin

Poem

Two ravens alight in Sunset Park, No shoulder to set upon, they talk: “Used to be so good,” said one. “But was it though?” said the other. “It is so easy…

Hymn of the Crust Punk

Hymn of the Crust Punk

Poem

Jesus, scoop my eyes out with melon-ballers. I can't stand this godawful world no more. Phone lines are full of collections callers And my inconstant girl…

I’m Growing Old, Patti Smith

I’m Growing Old, Patti Smith

Poem

To Tifani Tamayo Eerie. Does this mean that it's that time In life when there are more endings Than beginnings? That the rime Of age begins to weigh on th…

Lounge Singer Standard

Lounge Singer Standard

Poem

Big baller, shot caller, Oh\! That’s me, my dear friend. I’ve roped the dope Won’t drop the soap Yeah, I’m true to the end. And at the end of the day…

Madness

Madness

Poem

Paranoia. In the cracks and crevices of this Babel-like city. They’ve managed to fool everyone, But they haven’t fooled me. The tower’s falling A…

November

November

Poem

We needed an awful big house to hide ourselves from each other And that’s what we got in November of two-thousand-and-three. Even my father struggled to say…

Ode to *Surf Wax America* (Unfinished)

Ode to *Surf Wax America* (Unfinished)

Poem

There’s something fatal about Surf Wax America: That after the sun’s gone down for the Fall, Thus do our young lives come to their sad end. We suffer the…

Pi Day Song (unfinished)

Pi Day Song (unfinished)

Poem

Gimme a segment of that sweet potato, Slice me up a polygon of that pumpkin, Don't trouble me with degrees of donuts, Because three-point-one-four is Pi D…

Poem for Take Your Child to Work Day 2017

Poem for Take Your Child to Work Day 2017

Poem

Like the buffalo on the plain Startled into a run by rain Children on this particular day Are more ready to play. Their random movements Evocative of qu…

Reflection on a Naïve Time

Reflection on a Naïve Time

Poem

Once, my heart would not give way. It was a decadent sadness, A sweet hell in which to decay. Indulgent and cloying, nonetheless. And it couldn't be lust…

Rosewater

Rosewater

Poem

To W.C.W. God bless you Mr. Rosewater For all that you have done. While we pore through SQL, You’re absolved of your sins. Tabbing through endless Sprea…

Santa Monica

Santa Monica

Poem

Mangooooooooos Mangomangomangomango Frutas\! Mangooosfruta\! Mangomangomangomango The cool wind blows off of the deafening surf Of Santa Monica — where…

Saturday Reflections on Poetry While Listening to Charles Bukowski Recordings

Saturday Reflections on Poetry While Listening to Charles Bukowski Recordings

Poem

Standing in the rain, a cigarette freshly lit, My hand serving as an awning for its burning ember, Funnelling smoke up the sleeve of my windbreaker, I won…

She Was a Stranger to Me Then

She Was a Stranger to Me Then

Poem

To D. She smiled and four years fell away from her face. Laughter and tears and memories of mine and hers Vanished in a fraction of a second, sublimated to…

The Lemongrass Cafe

The Lemongrass Cafe

Poem

At the Lemongrass Cafe you can get a bowl of pho For just a little bit more than eight dollars, but there’s A rule about charging at least ten bucks on a ca…

The Wetlands

The Wetlands

Poem

In the wetlands of Las Vegas— To the East, below the mountains— Are innocent melodies And naïve fantasies. Among the tall grasses— Gently rustling, quie…