Fiction & Poetry
Short stories and poems by Evan Appel.
A Late Night Visitor
Story5 min read
I’m just too glad that Delia and the kids weren’t at the house when that girl came by last night. She was just too much trouble and it was a flat-out pain-in-th…
And the Silence Makes Me Lonely
Story11 min read
Diary of Anne Schwarzkopf, Walmart Customer Service Associate June 17 — I’ve been working here a week and someone has eaten my lunch again. Gloria says that it’…
Gnome de Guerre
Story8 min read
Marta Stephanopoulos gave a heaving sigh as she pressed the red-phone button on her cell. Unable to speak at the moment, her fingers flew to her temples where…
The Many Lives of Mary Mercator
Story40 min read
Mary Mercator could remember the very exact moment at which she first fell in love. She was in senior English class, it was about 1:13 pm, unseasonably hot in t…
Naivete
Story15 min read
It’s early on a Tuesday afternoon and two friends are fighting over a soccer ball on an oversized pool table which uses other soccer balls as billiards. The for…
Pain Management
Story17 min read
Okay. So I can see how my recent downfall might be seen as just another junky’s story, but here’s the thing: I’ve got it under control. I only use it to manage…
The Police Scanner
Story26 min read
After work Clara would sometimes take the stairs down to the dock where the aged longshoremen would drink beers after loading or unloading whatever cargo they h…
What Fresh Hell?
Story9 min read
It was a tearful afternoon when Ma died and I promised to straighten myself out. It was a whole lot to promise and if I hadn’t been high I might not have promis…
What's in a Name
Story14 min read
One crisp and cool fall day, Gregory took the day off from work and decided to take a walk in the park catty-corner from his apartment building. The park was be…
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Poem1 min read
...And what was so goddamn great about being twenty-three? Rage wracked and sad, left alone in a great big home Endlessly reading useless novels, smoking ch…
A Broken Heart Feels Like Pending Litigation
Poem1 min read
When a camera aperture opens through dust And gyroscope top's got no patience When wax apples are juicy and snap And a broken heart feels like pending litigatio…
A Poem to Who We Think We Are
Poem1 min read
The mind of a poet is essentially suspect For it is full of the lies of its teachers. The fresh mind of a scientist must reject The naïve pontifications of…
All Figured Out
Poem2 min read
Hey there, Jimmy! You've got it all figured out! You got a job down at the corner store, Enough money to rent out the casita In your parents' backyard. Plenty t…
Be Content
Poem1 min read
He wants to write his own happy ending And I hate to break it to him, but he can’t. Lord knows I’ve fallen into that trap before. The story’s awful when y…
Blockbuster Reform
Poem1 min read
I wish that some Hollywood producers had the balls To make superhero movies with some chutzpah. Coming this summer, Clark Kent is gunning for a raise, But w…
Career Change
Poem1 min read
It doesn't matter whether You're a communist Or a capitalist Or a unilateral naturalist. It doesn't matter if you're a monarchist, democrat, anarchist, republi…
Clubbed to Death
Poem1 min read
To Paul Z. Stoddard Red Foo and Sky Blu died a long time ago; Replaced by your enduring love of Foucault. Embrace the pain, the drudgery of work, And forg…
Ed Murrow Can Suck It
Poem1 min read
What’s it like to be a cable news camera operator? To go to work everyday to catch accidental spittle On your lens and face from some human impersonator?…
Elegy for Five-Hundred in Paradise
Poem1 min read
Gated reverb finger snaps and sizzling high-hat sixteenth-notes Choral bass drum thump on the downbeat Punctuates the sawing organ swells Then recedes ov…
Elegy for Kelsey Stumpf
Poem1 min read
Toothy grin where have you gone? To the bottom of some anonymous hole Under splintering damp wood Below white flowery wreaths standing Among the early w…
Haiku of the American Salaryman
Poem2 min read
...And other work-related short poetry Hours {#hours} Cold Coffee, gritty And oily with time, just like Myself as hours pass. Nobody Knows What They Want on…
Hokum, and Bunkum, and Humbug
Poem2 min read
Oh how clever. How clever you are. Bedecked in your ersatz splendor, You know you've really gotten far, Soaked in simple syphilitic ardor. Americans love to pla…
Hugnin and Munin
Poem2 min read
Two ravens alight in Sunset Park, No shoulder to set upon, they talk: “Used to be so good,” said one. “But was it though?” said the other. “It is so easy…
Hymn of the Crust Punk
Poem1 min read
Jesus, scoop my eyes out with melon-ballers. I can't stand this godawful world no more. Phone lines are full of collections callers And my inconstant girl…
I’m Growing Old, Patti Smith
Poem1 min read
To Tifani Tamayo Eerie. Does this mean that it's that time In life when there are more endings Than beginnings? That the rime Of age begins to weigh on th…
Lounge Singer Standard
Poem1 min read
Big baller, shot caller, Oh\! That’s me, my dear friend. I’ve roped the dope Won’t drop the soap Yeah, I’m true to the end. And at the end of the day…
Madness
Poem4 min read
Paranoia. In the cracks and crevices of this Babel-like city. They’ve managed to fool everyone, But they haven’t fooled me. The tower’s falling A…
November
Poem2 min read
We needed an awful big house to hide ourselves from each other And that’s what we got in November of two-thousand-and-three. Even my father struggled to say…
Ode to *Surf Wax America* (Unfinished)
Poem1 min read
There’s something fatal about Surf Wax America: That after the sun’s gone down for the Fall, Thus do our young lives come to their sad end. We suffer the…
Pi Day Song (unfinished)
Poem1 min read
Gimme a segment of that sweet potato, Slice me up a polygon of that pumpkin, Don't trouble me with degrees of donuts, Because three-point-one-four is Pi D…
Poem for Take Your Child to Work Day 2017
Poem1 min read
Like the buffalo on the plain Startled into a run by rain Children on this particular day Are more ready to play. Their random movements Evocative of qu…
Reflection on a Naïve Time
Poem1 min read
Once, my heart would not give way. It was a decadent sadness, A sweet hell in which to decay. Indulgent and cloying, nonetheless. And it couldn't be lust…
Rosewater
Poem1 min read
To W.C.W. God bless you Mr. Rosewater For all that you have done. While we pore through SQL, You’re absolved of your sins. Tabbing through endless Sprea…
Santa Monica
Poem1 min read
Mangooooooooos Mangomangomangomango Frutas\! Mangooosfruta\! Mangomangomangomango The cool wind blows off of the deafening surf Of Santa Monica — where…
Saturday Reflections on Poetry While Listening to Charles Bukowski Recordings
Poem2 min read
Standing in the rain, a cigarette freshly lit, My hand serving as an awning for its burning ember, Funnelling smoke up the sleeve of my windbreaker, I won…
She Was a Stranger to Me Then
Poem1 min read
To D. She smiled and four years fell away from her face. Laughter and tears and memories of mine and hers Vanished in a fraction of a second, sublimated to…
Sophrosyne America
Poem1 min read
The river flows ten-thousand years, And yet its name never changes. Its course whips wildly on the landscape, Yet you can stand on its shore dry-footed. The str…
Superlatives Fail
Poem1 min read
Superlatives fail. When I look into the pattern of your eyes Or feel the soft touch of your lips on mine, Drown in the smell of your long hair, Gasp to calm my…
The Lemongrass Cafe
Poem1 min read
At the Lemongrass Cafe you can get a bowl of pho For just a little bit more than eight dollars, but there’s A rule about charging at least ten bucks on a ca…
The Wetlands
Poem1 min read
In the wetlands of Las Vegas— To the East, below the mountains— Are innocent melodies And naïve fantasies. Among the tall grasses— Gently rustling, quie…
Where Do You Autumn?
Poem4 min read
There is a kind of decadence in savoring the sensations That I’ve been feeling of late about you A kind of emotional psychic series of perambulations That awake…
Dinosaur Boy of Victoria
Memoir3 min read
It was a misty cloudy day in Victoria, Canada. My sister, Rory, and I had breakfast and then we walked to the Royal British Columbian Museum. It was a cool muse…
The Sunfish
Memoir14 min read
The midwest isn't really a place where you find a lot of sailing enthusiasts. It's much more of a pontoon-boat slash power-boat kind of place. People want the r…
The Red Tandem Bicycle
Memoir4 min read
When I was about 11 years old, my mother bought my sister and I a crappy old tandem bicycle one summer at a yard sale. I remember getting on it and saying to m…
The Soybean Social Club
Novel285 min read
A Hollywood comedy set in a TV writers' room in Los Angeles. Nate Silas, a hungover but talented young writer, navigates the entertainment industry alongside his older, more serious business partner Gerald Goldstein. When a reluctant phone call pulls Nate away from set, he's drawn into a tangle of personal and professional complications that force a reckoning with the carefully crafted version of himself he's assembled since leaving home. Set against LA's relentless sunshine and culture of self-reinvention, The Soybean Social Club is a wry, sharp-edged look at the American Dream — the survival fantasies we build, and what it costs to live inside them.
You Might Have Missed It Entirely
Novel373 min read
A speculative near-future novel set in Seattle, New Cascadia. Journalist Benjamin Pontchartrain travels to interview Amaryllis, a celebrated audio-visual-conceptual artist, and finds himself caught between the glossy surfaces of technological utopianism and what lies beneath. Structured through competing voices — interviews, citations, epigraphs drawn from Neal Stephenson and Carson McCullers — the novel asks what we miss when we look away at the wrong moment. Named for Stephenson's observation about the collapsed Alexandria lighthouse, it is a meditation on Silicon Valley ambition, the quiet erosion of institutions, and the stories we tell ourselves about the future we are building.